its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one
i’d play kelley in midfield before i thought of even starting allie long tbhhh
I’d play Hope at center back and leave the net wide open.
I’ve only been at work for an hour and already the power has gone out twice for no real reason and the resident stray cat somehow got into the building and apparently took a poop in someone’s office.
I wasn’t raised in the jungle would I smile politely and say hi. Probs ask for a selfie with her so that I could deface it later.
Well let me put it this way:
I used to despise Robin Van Persie with the passion of a thousand burning suns but now I only despise him with the passion of maybe twelve burning suns.
So anything is possible.