cypher2:

Kelley O’Hara | WNT vs Mexico Sept. 18 2014

baconmorgan:

nutmeg101:

This girl keeps telling I give her butterflies in her stomach and then one time she said “you’re giving me those monarchs” so I said, “Queen Elizabeth is in your stomach?” and now she keeps saying, “you’re giving me Queen Elizabeths” and this is the greatest thing that’s happened to me since Sunday morning.

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This girl keeps telling I give her butterflies in her stomach and then one time she said “you’re giving me those monarchs” so I said, “Queen Elizabeth is in your stomach?” and now she keeps saying, “you’re giving me Queen Elizabeths” and this is the greatest thing that’s happened to me since Sunday morning.

susemoji:

I HATE THIS

oh-killer:

 

football meme | seven players

Mesut Özil

kenerics:

who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti

A message from Anonymous
Same here, same here. Sprung and dont want to be.

Sprung and happy bout it tbh lol

Oh no I’m sprung…..

FLIRTING IN PUNS IS THE ONLY WAY TO FLIRT

nutmeg101:

Some girl messaged me on okcupid this morning and started talking to me about soccer and now I’m yelling at her to google who Kelley O’Hara is.

UPDATE: she knows who she is and now we’re crying about her together. What a fantastic way to start a friendship.