Trying to explain the Kinsey scale to this guy is giving me a massive headache.

"So that means you’d still sleep with me then?"

NO. Stick a twig up your ass.

"Don’t get too high and mighty, ladies. Don’t step out of line. Don’t do anything to upset or disappoint men who feel entitled to your time, bodies, affection or attention. Your bared body can always be used as a weapon against you. Your bared body can always be used to shame and humiliate you. Your bared body is at once desired and loathed."

I would rather eat my foot than go to this potluck. 

What the hell am I supposed to bring to a potluck dinner full of white people? Plain noodles and butter? Like, this one family doesn’t eat cheese and none of them are even lactose intolerant. 

I’ve been trying to explain to people that Kansas City ≠ Kansas.

uswnt4me:

fyeahamyrodriguez:

Then I heard Fishlock call them “Kansas” in her postgame interview and I was sad.

Enough Americans have trouble with that one, I’ll cut the welshy some slack.

Is it bad that I literally just found this out like, three days ago? Do I get slack too for being Canadian? 

so I guess I’m untracking the Hope Solo tag for a while huh 


Congrats on a great season Seattle, going 17-3-6 is something to be proud of. 
Congrats on a great season Seattle, going 17-3-6 is something to be proud of. 

snapchatting:

what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes

reattachment:

If you want to hang out tell me like a week beforehand so I can plan out the reasons why I won’t be able to go

austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

A message from Anonymous
DO YOU KNOW IF THERE'S A LIVESTREAM OR SOMETHING FOR TODAYS GAME???? I DONT WANT TO MISS IT BUT I WONT BE ABLE TO WATCH IT AT HOME

Oh shiitake mushrooms I totally forgot to respond to this… I hope you found the live stream… my bad I’m sorry :/

reignandsundry:

Hugs all around!
GK Union to the left, Kate and Nairn in the middle, and Carm and Kriegs to the right.

reignandsundry:

Hugs all around!

GK Union to the left, Kate and Nairn in the middle, and Carm and Kriegs to the right.